that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
