We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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