You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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