i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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