I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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