i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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