his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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