My room smells like vodka and shame
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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