Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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