with your own penis?
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Randomize
