When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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