The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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