I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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