should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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