can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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