She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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