She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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