Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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