In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
