your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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