I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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