Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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