Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I just found a bag of teeth...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
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