it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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