i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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