I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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