with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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