Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
my liver is dry heaving
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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