All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
