so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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