that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Found your dick twin last night
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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