Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
In other news, I just burned my penis
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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