At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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