porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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