Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
