its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You ate ashes out of my bong
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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