ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
