Pappa wants mamma naked
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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