i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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