i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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