Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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