Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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