Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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