Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
there was a trapeze. enough said
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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