The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
