The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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