its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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