So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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