I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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