At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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