Me too!
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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