Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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