he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i now understand why vodka
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